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2 Dogs and a baby. 16 too cute pics for 2016.

This year my family, with the addition of a new dog and a baby, became overflowing with cuteness. Here are 16 too cute pictures from 2016.

16. Don’t worry mom, I’ll watch him for you!

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15. Newborn mutant ninja baby!

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14. Pickle preparing for big brother duty!

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13. Victory!

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12.Captain we need to bust out of here!

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11. Emmett’s perfect blue steel face.

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10.Hope you weren’t planning on sleeping here.

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9. Baby burrito!

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8.What do you mean he can’t play yet?

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7. Sup?

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6.Fun with filters.

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5.Mom and dad are gone for the weekend? Party time!

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4. Emmett the grumpy scarecrow.

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3.Say what?!?!

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2. Classy since day one.

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16 Times the Gomez/Barton (and friends) crew crushed 2016

2016 was a really rough year for just about everyone, but there were some shinning moments that also made it a very memorable year. Here are 16 times my family made 2016 not suck. In no particular order of importance.

 

16.That time Mom, Ray, Sara, and Drew went to Noah’s Bar Mitzvah and got their Chicago on! 2016-21 Don’t mind the elephant in the room.

2016-20 Mazel tov Noah!

15.That time Jo conquered the ATL!

2016-3 Do work son!

14.When Danny once again raised a bunch of money for Braking AIDS!

2016-9 Who wouldn’t want to give money to that handsome guy?

13.Joe, Alex, and Pickle welcomed Captain into their clan!

2016-19 The best gifts you can get are the ones with fur!

12.Speaking of pups, Jo and Jess brought George into their lives!

2016-1a2016-1 Cuteness overload!

11.Stay Tuned for Danny’s first play in LA!

2016-4 See what I did there?

10.Did I mention Danny moved to LA? He was ready to conquer the other coast.2016-6 Ready for his close up!

9. Before he did, Mom and Ray had to make a trip out to New York

2016-8 Big city dreams!

2016-7 Subway regular!

8. Surprise!

2016-17 It’s a boy!

7.Not content with just ruling DC and Atlanta, Jo had to whip Philly into shape!2016-2 Pastries are only for winners!

6. Nobody keeps it classier in 2016!

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5. Madison meets her little brother!

2016-16 This magic moment (sings in head).

4. Family visits are the best!

2016-10 Mi Familia!

3. Drew’s new do!

2016-25 Looking good!

2. and 1.  The Family welcomes Emmett Ryan Gomez as our newest member!

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R.I.P Mija 2016-24

R.I.P Uncle David 2016-11

From my family to yours happy holidays and I hope 2017 is even better for everyone!

Chronicles of Theo Riddick

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RIP David Bowie

RIP to a true original and all time legend, a man who inspired so many after him and will continue to long after most of us are gone.

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My ladder match at Boots and Ladders

15 times the Gomez/Barton clan totally crushed 2015

Since importance is subjective, this list is in no particular order

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That time that Sara,Drew,Ray, and Mom went to Great Aunt Idie’s 100th birthday party!

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When Danny totally owned the NYC marathon.

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That time Joanna and Danny had the most awesome Halloween costumes ever.

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That time Joe had his first ever ladder match!

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When Joanna killed the St. Jude Marathon!

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When cousin Brian brought his family in for an epic visit!

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That time Drew made this super awesome fruit baskets out of skittles.

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That time Danny raised a ton of money for braking AIDS and rode all the way from Boston to New York!

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The beginning of the Raymond Barton Project.

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That time Joanna owned the cycling world.

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Sara in her first ever short film!

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Drew as a real life Charlie Brown!

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Bruno joins the family!

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When we took family photos to the next level.

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Mom and Ray’s 25th Anniversary!!!!

2016 we Coming for you!

15 Most Important Pickle Pictures of 2015

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That time Pickle was like who said it was time to wake up?

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What is life?

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It’s raining leaves!

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Flava Flav eat your heart out!

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I heard you got food!

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That time Pickle couldn’t find any presents with his name on it under the tree.

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Pickle being saucy.

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That time Pickle realized that someone made an artsy T shirt with his face on it.

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This is Halloween.

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On the road again.

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Who me?

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Pickle and his bestie Bitsy!

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That time Pickle got his nuggets removed and was super high.

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Mondays… Amirite?

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Maximum cuteness level achieved again.

NBA 2015/2016 Season Predictions

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My annual NBA predictions!

How the East finishes (regular season)

1.Bulls

2.Hawks

3.Cavs

4.Heat

5.Wizards

6.Bucks

7.Raptors

8.Pistons

9.Pacers

10.Celtics

11.Knicks

12.Magic

13.Hornets

14.Nets

15.76ers

How the West Finishes (regular season)

1.Thunder

2.Warriors

3.Spurs

4.Rockets

5.Grizzlies

6.Clippers

7.Pelicans

8.Jazz

9.T’wolves

10.Mavericks

11.Kings

12.Nuggets

13.Lakers

14.Suns

15.Blazers

How the East finishes (playoffs)

1st Round: Bulls over Pistons in 4, Hawks over Raptors in 5,Cavs over Bucks in 5,Wizards over Heat in 7.

2nd Round:Bulls over Wizards in 6,Cavs over Hawks in 6.

East Championship:Cavs over Bulls in 6

How the West finishes (playoffs)

1st Round: Thunder over Jazz in 4, Warriors over Pelicans in 5, Spurs over Clippers in 7, Rockets over Grizzlies in 7.

2nd Round: Thunder over Rockets in 6, Spurs over Warriors in 7.

West Championship: Spurs over Thunder in 7.

NBA Championship: Cavs over Spurs in 7.

Awards!

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MVP: Anthony Davis-Pelicans

Defensive Player of the Year: Anthony Davis-Pelicans

Rookie of the year: Karl-Anthony Towns-T’wolves

Coach of the year: Quin Snyder-Jazz

Exec of the year: Daryl Morley-Rockets

Sixth man of the year: Joakim Noah-Bulls

Comeback player of the year: Lance Stephenson-Clippers

Finals MVP: LeBron James-Cavs

All NBA first team

G- Stephen Curry-Warriors

G- James Harden-Rockets

F- Blake Griffin-Clippers

F- LeBron James-Cavs

C- Anthony Davis-Pelicans

All NBA second team

G- Russell Westbrook-Thunder

G- Klay Thompson-Warriors

F- Kevin Durant-Thunder

F- Carmelo Anthony-Knicks

C- Marc Gasol-Grizzlies

All NBA third team

G- Chris Paul-Clippers

G- Jimmy Butler-Bulls

F- Gordon Heyward-Jazz

F- Paul George-Pacers

C- Demarcus Cousins-Kings

All NBA defensive team

G- Tony Allen-Grizzlies

G- Jimmy Butler-Bulls

F- Draymond Green-Warriors

F- Kawhi Leonard-Spurs

C- Anthony Davis-Pelicans

See me in action ten days for now in the Main Event!!!

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